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this old couple is ready to go to sleep so ...
 
 
This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.

The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"

The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

young couple
 
 
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.

In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

'Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.'

'That must have hurt,' said the judge.

'No kidding,' said the best man. 'I broke three of my fingers.'

grandma
 
 
What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?

Grandpa.
flower bribes
 
 
One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand.

She rolled her eyes and said, "There comes the a**hole with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."

Her friend promptly replied, "Don't you have a vase?"


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