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death, death, death!
 
 
Two guys meet in heaven, and are chatting about how they died. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy says he died of a heart attack.

"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.

"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife and another man. But when I went inside, I searched and searched for her, but couldn't find anybody. I was stricken with such remorse for accusing my wife of infidelity that I had a heart attack on the spot."

"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd've opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."

no speaking
 
 
I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months — I don't want to interrupt her!
350 pounder?
 
 
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke!

respecting the first lady
 
 
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'


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