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and then god created brunettes
 
 
Q: Why did God make brunettes?
A: So the ugly men have a chance

helen keller driving
 
 
Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.
oenophilia
 
 
Men are like a fine grape. They are best kept in the dark. They can't handle too much heat. They perform best when they are stepped on. Women are like the wine that comes from the grape. They are sweet, vigorous, and full-bodied when they are young. They don't age well without preservatives. They become sour and vinegary as they age.
dentata
 
 
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day, and asked her what that was that she had between her legs.

"That is something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it either, because it has teeth." Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs, because he was very scared. One day, however, he met the love of his life and, in time, they got married. On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.

"No," he said, "it's got teeth."

"Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!"

"Well, I'm not surprised," the man said."Not with gums like that."


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