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the secret of women
 
 
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

bottle opener
 
 
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened by the time she brings it to you!
picture perfect
 
 
A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."

The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

a mall order
 
 
An Amish woman and her son are walking through a mall for the first time, totally stunned by everything they see.

They are especially fascinated by two silver walls which slide together and then apart.

They both walk up closer to the sliding silver walls. They see a fat, little old man waddle inside and watch as the doors close behind her.

The mother and son can't believe their eyes when minutes later, the silver doors open and a tall, well-built stud strides out.

The mother then turns to the son and says, "Son, go and get your father."


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