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'Brothers and Sisters, I also understand that there have been some he'n and he'n goin' on. Those who are guilty, leave my presence.' So some embarrased men exited the church.
'Brothers and Sisters, I also understand that there have been some she'n and she'n going on. Those who are guilty, leave my presence.' So some women got up and exited the church. The preacher looked around and the only one left in the church was a little boy sittin' in the front pew. The preacher walked up to the boy.
'I would like to commend you for being such an upright, loyal Christian.'
'Hold up now preacher. If you had gotten down to some me'n and some me'n, I'd have to get up and leave too!'
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'I know!' the next woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.'
The third woman says, 'I always know where my husband is.'
'Impossible!' both women say, 'He has you completely fooled!'
'Oh no,' says the woman. 'I'm a widow.'
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They sit down at a table and the husband gets up and goes to get drinks for himself and his wife. While he's gone a man walks up to Joe's wife and tells her he wants to turn her upside down fill her with beer and drink her dry.
Joe's wife exclaims, "You sick pervert! Get out of my sight!"
Joe returns and his wife tells him what happened and asks him to go kick that guy's ass. Joe says, "No way. A guy who can drink that much beer has got to have a pint on me!"
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