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widow for one year
 
 
One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!'

'I know!' the next woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.'

The third woman says, 'I always know where my husband is.'

'Impossible!' both women say, 'He has you completely fooled!'

'Oh no,' says the woman. 'I'm a widow.'
confucius say
 
 
Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like spider, lead to the undoing of the fly.
i like your thinking
 
 
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

change up
 
 
The president and Mrs. Bush are in the front row at a Yankees game, surrounded by Secret Service agents. Before the game starts, one of the agents whispers in the president's ear, and Mr. Bush smiles and nods. Then he grabs Laura Bush by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet onto the field, cursing all the way before landing in a heap in the dirt. The president raises his arms triumphantly and gets high-fives from fans all around him. Then the agent leans over again and whispers, "Uh, Mr. President, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch!"

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