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husband detector
 
 
What do you call a women who knows where her husband is each night?

A widow.

if you love something, set it free
 
 
If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If it just sits in your living room, eats your food, messes up your stuff, takes, your money, and never behaves as if you set it free in the first place, then you either married or gave birth to it.

men and mad cow disease
 
 
Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they are all pigs.

sunbathing
 
 
When should a woman get a suntan?

When the roof blows off the kitchen!

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