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man and pig?
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?
viva las vegas
 
 
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and he asks, "Where are you going?" he asked.

"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!"

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.

"Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you'll live on $800 a year!"

encyclopedias for sale
 
 
For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Brittanicas. No longer need them -- damn wife knows everything!!
husband vs. boyfriend vs. wife vs. girlfriend
 
 
What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 minutes.

What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?

About 45 minutes.


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