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stumbling and mumbling
 
 
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"
inseparable
 
 
Me and my wife are almost inseparable, why just last week it took four state troopers and a dog to tear us apart!
fire and pimpin'
 
 
What did the pimp use to put out the fire?

His hos!

the devout catholic woman
 
 
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"


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