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this old couple is ready to go to sleep so ...
 
 
This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.

The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"

The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

guys and dolls
 
 
There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, 'Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!' So they went downtown that night, but the girls they found thought they were sleazy and decided to play a trick on them by slipping out and sticking blow-up dolls in the beds.

The next morning one of the guys said, 'I think my girl was dead, because she didn't grunt or groan when we were having sex last night.' The other guy said, 'I think my girl was a witch, because when I bit her on the tit she hissed and flew away....'

interblonde
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and the internet?

Not everyone's been on the internet!

sleep now
 
 
Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. 'Sleep now, its all right,' he told her.

But she kept trying to sit up and said, 'Honey, I really need to tell you something.'

Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.

'Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.'

'Don't worry about it,' Jake said, 'I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?'


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