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One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?"
The other man said, "No! Is it true?"
"Yes," said the first man. "If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly."
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About 45 minutes.
What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
About 45 minutes.
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'Why not?' asked someone from the back of the audience. 'I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years,' the expert explained.
'She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'
The voice from the back asked, 'Did it save time?'
The expert replied, 'Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven.'
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