 |
|
|
|
|
 | ||||
The father explained, "No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman."
So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister. The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.
Furious, the mother shouted, "Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!"
|
|
|
|
|
| ||||
'First, you must wear a diaphragm. But if you're not home by 2 AM, your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.' Cinderella agrees, but she doesn't roll in until five in the morning, looking love-struck and very satisfied.
'Where have you been?' demands the fairy godmother. 'Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!'
'I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.'
'I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!'
'I can't remember, exactly. It was Peter, Peter, something or other...'
|
|
|
|
|
| ||||
One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?"
The other man said, "No! Is it true?"
"Yes," said the first man. "If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly."
|
|
|
|
|
| ||||
Then she told me to take off her skirt.
Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.
Page 26 of 229 «« Previous | Next »»