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first computer in biblical times
 
 
Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times?

Eve -- she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other!

sex and dieting
 
 
What's the difference between a person trying to lose weight and a virgin?

One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.
toilet paper and men
 
 
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I don't know, it's never happened!

i hate that witch
 
 
"Guess what I got for my mother for Christmas? An electric broom!" said the wife.

"Why?" said the husband. "So she can get here faster?"


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