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it's not for him, stupid
 
 
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.

"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

president hillary
 
 
Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide run for office?

She'd already been President for 8 years.

poor couple
 
 
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, 'I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'

The woman replied, 'Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?'

The man replied, 'No, I'm turning the heat off.'

men
 
 
Have you ever read that married men live longer than single men?

What they don't tell you is that married men are much more willing to die.


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