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working relationship
 
 
A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. 'Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the party last night, so tell me what I did.'

'You got in an argument with your boss.'

'Well, piss on him!!!' said the man.

'You did. He fired you.'

'Well, screw him!'

'I did.' said his wife. 'You're back to work on Monday.'

lesbians, diets, and makeup
 
 
Why don't lesbians go on diets and wear makeup at the same time?

It's hard to be on Jenny Craig when you've got Liz Clairborne on your face!

a new set of golf clubs
 
 
'I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!'

'Great trade!'

men and driveways
 
 
Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common?

A: Lay em' right the first time and they'll stay with you.


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