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man beats dog
 
 
Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?

So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.

wives live longer
 
 
Why do wives live longer than their husbands?

Because they aren't married to women!

women's six inch friend
 
 
What are six inches long and irresistable to women?

Dollar bills.

ceramic guys
 
 
What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common?

Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!


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