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orgasm-isms
 
 
A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope.

But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they were.

"Those are sperm cells."

lawyers vs prostitutes
 
 
How are lawyers like whores?

They both get paid to screw people.

why god created woman
 
 
Q: Why did God create women?

A: Because God took one look at men and said, 'I know I can do better than this.'

electricity mathematics
 
 
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket?

A: One -- because men will screw anything.


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