would you marry again?
A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.
"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "Never, my dear."
The wife said, "I'm sure you would."
So the husband said, "Okay, I would"
"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.
And the husband replied, "I suppose so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"
"I doubt she'd want to," the husband said. "She'd be so much thinner."
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"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "Never, my dear."
The wife said, "I'm sure you would."
So the husband said, "Okay, I would"
"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.
And the husband replied, "I suppose so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"
"I doubt she'd want to," the husband said. "She'd be so much thinner."
mom's sponge
Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bush and asks, "What's that Mommy?"
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A little embarrassed, she tells him that is is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season. Tommy asks her, "Where is your sponge mommy?"
Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it. His mother says okay, and goes back to showering. Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge. "What do you mean you found my sponge? Where?"
"The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!"
two hundred dollar deal
A guy goes over to his friend's house and knocks on the door and his friend's wife answers. Is John home? he asks.
No, I'm sorry, she says. He's gone out to run a few errands.
Would you mind if I came in and waited for a few minutes? the guy asks.
So John's wife, who's wearing a robe, invites him inside.
I can't help to notice how beautiful your breasts look in that robe, says John's friend. I will pay you $100 if I could just see them.
The woman thinks it over for a moment and figures why not, it is $100. She opens her robe exposing her breasts as the man reaches for his wallet, pulls out a $100 bill and throws it on the table.
Shortly there after while drinking his coffee he says, Your breasts are so beautiful, can I suck on them. I will pay you another $100 if you will let me.
She once again thinks for a moment and thinks, What the hell, opens her robe, and the man spends at least five minutes on each luscious breast.
He then opens his wallet, grabs another $100, throws it on the table and says, I can't wait any longer, I must get going. Please tell John I came by.
About ten minutes pass and John comes home. His wife meets him in the hall and says, Your friend came by, you just missed him, he left ten minutes ago.
John replies, Did he drop off the $200 he owes me?
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No, I'm sorry, she says. He's gone out to run a few errands.
Would you mind if I came in and waited for a few minutes? the guy asks.
So John's wife, who's wearing a robe, invites him inside.
I can't help to notice how beautiful your breasts look in that robe, says John's friend. I will pay you $100 if I could just see them.
The woman thinks it over for a moment and figures why not, it is $100. She opens her robe exposing her breasts as the man reaches for his wallet, pulls out a $100 bill and throws it on the table.
Shortly there after while drinking his coffee he says, Your breasts are so beautiful, can I suck on them. I will pay you another $100 if you will let me.
She once again thinks for a moment and thinks, What the hell, opens her robe, and the man spends at least five minutes on each luscious breast.
He then opens his wallet, grabs another $100, throws it on the table and says, I can't wait any longer, I must get going. Please tell John I came by.
About ten minutes pass and John comes home. His wife meets him in the hall and says, Your friend came by, you just missed him, he left ten minutes ago.
John replies, Did he drop off the $200 he owes me?
stuck in the middle
One day, there's a man and his wife driving along a road. Suddenly out of nowhere, a freak cyclone sweeps through, overturning the car and ripping off both the man and woman's clothes. The Cyclone passes as quickly as it came, and the man finds himself trapped underneath the overturned car. He shouts at his wife to get help, who responds by telling him that she is wearing no clothes.
"Put my shoes over your crotch!" he shouts "and go and get me help".
She obliges, putting his shoes over her crotch, and flags down the next passing car. The driver gets out. "Help, help, it's my husband!" shouts the woman, to which the driver says, "Well if he's that far up, he's got no bloody chance!"
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