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extra-large condoms
 
 
A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms.

The pharmacist replies, 'Yes, would you like to buy one?'

The woman replies, 'No sir, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?'

men and computers
 
 
How are men like computers?

They don't work until they're turned on.

bmw & a porcupine
 
 
What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

tornado and redneck divorce
 
 
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.


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