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honey, you belong beneath my feet
 
 
How are men and tile alike?

If you lay them right the first time, you'll be able to walk all over them for the rest of their life!

working on the fourth husband
 
 

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

the eyes have it
 
 
Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women?

Breasts don't have eyes!
ray charles' wife
 
 
Have you seen Ray Charles' wife?

Neither has he!


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