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working relationship
 
 
A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. 'Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the party last night, so tell me what I did.'

'You got in an argument with your boss.'

'Well, piss on him!!!' said the man.

'You did. He fired you.'

'Well, screw him!'

'I did.' said his wife. 'You're back to work on Monday.'

taxed blonde
 
 
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. 'That will be $1.08, please' says the clerk.

'What's the eight cents for?' asks the blonde. 'It says one dollar right here on the packaging.'

'Tax,' replies the clerk.

'Gee,' says the blonde, 'I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!'

honey, you belong beneath my feet
 
 
How are men and tile alike?

If you lay them right the first time, you'll be able to walk all over them for the rest of their life!

ray charles' wife
 
 
Have you seen Ray Charles' wife?

Neither has he!


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