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shaky arms hotel
 
 
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed.  Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager.  The manager says he'll be right up.  The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true.

"Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!"

So he lies down next to the wife.   Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"

The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

water in the carbeurator
 
 
A wife comes home and tells her husband, “Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carbeurator.”

The husband replies, “That's not possible.”

The wife insists, “Well, it has water in the carbeurator.”

“You cannot have water in the carbeurator,” says the husband.

“Well,” says the wife, “my car has it.”

The husband gets up and sighs, “OK, fine. Where is the car?”

The wife points toward the backyard, “In the swimming pool.”
curious pickup line
 
 
Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population of the next generation.

Do you understand my explanation?

Or do you need a demonstration?
use your pituitary
 
 
Do you know how to make a hormone?

Easy! Don't pay her!

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