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prostitiute's friends
What do you call a buncha women hanging around prostitutes?

Support hos!

undertakers rule the roost
What did one undertaker say to the other?

Pass me another cold one!

three couples, no sex
Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

'Can of PAINT!' exclaimed the minister.

'Yeah,' said the newlywed man. 'She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.'

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

'That's okay,' said the man. 'We're not welcome in Home Depot either.'

water in the carbeurator
A wife comes home and tells her husband, “Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carbeurator.”

The husband replies, “That's not possible.”

The wife insists, “Well, it has water in the carbeurator.”

“You cannot have water in the carbeurator,” says the husband.

“Well,” says the wife, “my car has it.”

The husband gets up and sighs, “OK, fine. Where is the car?”

The wife points toward the backyard, “In the swimming pool.”

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