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husband staggering
Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
A: Shoot him again!
drunken confession
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.

One drunk says to the other drunk, "Did you sleep with my wife last night?"

To which the other drunk replies, "Not a wink."
keller behind the wheel
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

She's a woman.

men's brains
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?

A: They don't have a penis to put them in!

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