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'Well, give me the good news first.'
'I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.'
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, 'These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?'
'The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.'
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'How much is this one?' he asked. 'Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,' he explained.
'How much is that one?' he asked 'Well that one is a female brain and its $100.' he explained.
'And how much is that one?' he asked. 'That one is a male's brain and it is $500' he explained.
'Why so expensive?' the alien asked. 'Well it has hardly been used!'
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Once you withdraw you lose interest.
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And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented!
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