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if you were my husband...
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, 'If you were my husband I would poison your drink."

The man replied, 'If you were my wife I would drink it.'

He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, 'Now that's addition.'
And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfication, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, 'Now that's subtraction.'
Then he kissed her, she kissed him without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, 'That's multiplication.'
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, 'That's long division!'
male bashing
Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?

A: Whistle through his pecker.

clinton's lingerie
When did Bill Clinton go to Victoria's Secret?

When the panties were half off!

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