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genital mutilation is funny
 
 
Hey, did ya hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?
It has a ding but no dong!
when is your girlfriend too fat?
 
 
How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat?

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.

please pass the mayo
 
 
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

did you hear about the boy bubble who chased...
 
 
Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the girl bubble?

He wanted to see her bust!


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