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new from mattel!
 
 
"Divorce Barbie!" Comes with all of Ken's belongings!
dating a prostitute
 
 
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.

When they get up there, she says, 'I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.

After they finish, the guy says, 'I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.'

use your pituitary
 
 
Do you know how to make a hormone?

Easy! Don't pay her!
lamaze class
 
 
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

"Yes?" asked the instructor.

"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"


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