Men And Women jokes

St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them.

Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.

He says, "I'm still working on it."

Two years pass by and no marriage.

St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it.

Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding.

The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce.

"Can you arrange it for us?" they ask.

St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"

'What's the eight cents for?' asks the blonde. 'It says one dollar right here on the packaging.'

'Tax,' replies the clerk.

'Gee,' says the blonde, 'I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!'

It's hard to be on Jenny Craig when you've got Liz Clairborne on your face!

'Great trade!'