Men And Women jokes

Jokes » men and women » humor 186

Men And Women


no speaking
 
 
I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months — I don't want to interrupt her!
ready to go home yet?
 
 
There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.

This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man said, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."

350 pounder?
 
 
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke!

the waiting room
 
 
This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. Her husband waits patiently in the waiting room. After a few minutes, the doctor comes out and asks her assistant for a wrench, which understandably concerns the husband.

Then, after a couple more moments, the doctor re-enters the room this time asking for a screwdriver. The man grows worried and begins to pace in circles.

Then, a little later, the doctor bursts through the doors screaming for a hammer, at that, the husband, in a state of frenzied terror, runs up to the surgeon and asks, 'Doctor, what the heck is wrong with my wife?'

"I don't know," replies the flustered doctor, "I can't get my damn bag open."


Page 187 of 229     «« Previous | Next »»