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husband vs. boyfriend vs. wife vs. girlfriend
 
 
What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 minutes.

What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?

About 45 minutes.

5 counterproductive pick-up lines
 
 
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
plug it in, plug it in
 
 
When does a man ever get a good idea?

When he's plugged into a woman!

man and pig?
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?

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