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a good bud is hard to find
 
 
What's the difference between men and beer?
When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.
men two hobbies
 
 
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?

A: His left hand and his right hand.

an end to whining
 
 
Men are always whining about how we women suffocate them.

Well, in my opinion, if you can still hear them whine, you're not holding the pillow hard enough!
honeymooners
 
 
A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....

Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go?
Man: Well, we got married.
Clerk: That's good!
Man: No, that's bad. I wasn't wearing any clothes.
Clerk: Oh that is bad!
Man: No, that's good -- she didn't care and she's rich.
Clerk: Oh, that is good.
Man: No, that's bad. She won't give me any or spend any of it.
Clerk: Oh, that's bad.
Man: No, that's good: She bought a house.
Clerk: Oh, that's good
Man: No, that's bad -- it burned down.
Clerk: Oh that is bad.
Man: No that's good -- she was in it!

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