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respecting the first lady
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'

sumo vs. feminist
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

it's a family thing
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."
male animal
How many men does it take to mop a floor?

None. It's a woman's job.

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