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The mother interupts him. 'Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!'
When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says 'I'm leaving you.'
The father, bewildered, slowly asks 'Why!?! What did I do??'
The mother turns to Jonny and says ' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!'
'I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.'
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'Well, how much does a brain cost?' asked the relatives.
'For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,' replied the doctor.
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, 'Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?'
'Standard pricing practice,' said the doctor. 'Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used.'
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A: They don't stop to ask for directions.
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