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rejected
 
 
These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, “I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry.” Dejected, he turned and walked away.

The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, “Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny.” The guy hung his head, turned and walked away.

The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both conversations and said, “Come on, Fanny, he's not going to let us in either.”

fox into bulldog
 
 
How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?

Marry her.

australian period
 
 
Q: How do you know when an Australian woman has her period?

A: She's only wearing one sock.

a man's heart
 
 
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest.


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