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how many men to open a beer?
 
 
How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you!

math is sexy.
 
 
What is the square root of 69?

Ate something.

all alone
 
 
If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?
death, death, death!
 
 
Two guys meet in heaven, and are chatting about how they died. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy says he died of a heart attack.

"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.

"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife and another man. But when I went inside, I searched and searched for her, but couldn't find anybody. I was stricken with such remorse for accusing my wife of infidelity that I had a heart attack on the spot."

"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd've opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."


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