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bad pickup line
 
 
Is that Windex in your pants?

Because I can sure see myself in them.

male voltage
 
 
What's the difference between men and batteries?
Batteries have a positive side!
valentine's day card shopping
 
 
A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day cards for her son and father.

The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her.

She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands."

The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes m'am, they do, but they're in Sporting Goods."

"Really?" exclaimed the woman.

"Yes m'am. They're called darts."

almost famous
 
 
"You remind me of a famous movie star."
"Really? Which one?"
"Lassie."

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