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women in heaven
How come only forty percent of women go to heaven?

Because if they all went it would be hell.

singled out
Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common?
A: They're all married.
hanukkah gift guilt
A Jewish guy's mother gave him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visited her, he made sure to wear one.

As he walked into the house, his mother frowned and said, "What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"

yo' mama so stank
Yo' mama so stank, even the couch gets up when she sits down!

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