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and god created...
 
 
God created earth, and it was good. Then God created woman, and it was better. Then, one day, Eve said, "God, I'm bored what can you do for me?"

And God said in response, "I'll tell you what, I'll make you a man, he'll cook, clean, be nice, sensitive, sweet, and even open doors for you. He'll be every thing you ever wanted in a man. But you have to do one thing,"

Eve asked curiously, "What?"

God said, "You have to get him to believe that I made him first."

ceramic guys
 
 
What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common?

Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!

prostitiute's friends
 
 
What do you call a buncha women hanging around prostitutes?

Support hos!

snowmen and snowwomen
 
 
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs! Ha!


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