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The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.
The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.
That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"
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But she kept trying to sit up and said, 'Honey, I really need to tell you something.'
Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.
'Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.'
'Don't worry about it,' Jake said, 'I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?'
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