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women and toilets
 
 
Q: How are toilets different from women?

A: The toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.

keller behind the wheel
 
 
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

She's a woman.

men's brains
 
 
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?

A: They don't have a penis to put them in!

respecting the first lady
 
 
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'


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