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chuck the yuck
 
 
What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?
"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."
women and men
 
 
When is a woman above a man?

When the kitchen is upstairs!

woman crossing
 
 
Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what's she doing out of the kitchen.

the tired genie
 
 
This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie suddenly appears.

The grateful genie exclaims, 'Thanks for letting me out of the bottle, I've been in there for a millenium. I'm pretty old and tired, but I think I've got one wish left.'

The owner of the bottle says, 'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get sea sick, so build me a road.'

'I'm too old and sick to grant that wish, got any other ideas?' replied the genie.

'OK,' replied the guy, 'I've always wanted to understand how a woman thinks, to understand her inner-most thoughts.'

The genie replies, 'Two lanes or four?'


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