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Nevada State Tourism Board
"Nothing Says I LOVE YOU Like Legalized Prostitution and Gambling" T-shirts, baseball caps, and coffee mugs.
Ku Klux Klan
* Valentine's Day Heart Burning, co-sponsored by Alka Seltzer
Vatican Public Relations Office
* "Naughty Altar Boy" limited edition ceramic figurine
American Heart Association
* Chocolate heart with marshallow-filled arteries. Simultaneously a touching token of love and a serious warning to an overweight sweetheart.
Daughters of the American Revolution
* Illustrated Kama Sutra featuring George and Martha Washington. Comes with authentic period wooden dental dam.
PETA
* Spray Paint a Red Heart on Joan Rivers' Coat Competition
National Society of Organ Donors
* "My Heart Belongs to You (As Soon As I'm Brain Dead)" cards.
Department of Homeland Security
* Moving the Valentine's Day National Warning System Code Red for a "High
Risk of Lovin'"
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He wanted to see her bust!
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"What on earth do you think you are doing?", says the woman.
The obese man replies, "Shaking my groove thang."
The woman laughs and says,
"If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!"
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She goes home and puts them on and goes downstairs. Her husband is sitting in the living room watching sports on tv and she goes and sits in front of him, but he tries to look aroung her at the tv.
She opens her legs and says, "You want some of this?"
The husban replies, "Hell no, look what it did to your underwear."
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