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preferential treatment
 
 
A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant.
"Men prefer thin women," said the skinny woman.
"Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?" said the fat one.
"No, your boyfriend told me that!"
marriage blues
 
 
Once a man saw a board outside his friend's office and it said 'B.A.' next to his name, but after a week it said 'M.A.'

So he asked his friend how he got his master's degree so quickly. The friend replied that last week his wife died so he put on the board B.A. [bachelor again]. But then he married once more so he put on the board M.A. [married again].

the fortynunners
 
 
Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn't see very well because of the nun's little nun hats. So they came up with a plan to make them leave.

'I think I'll move to California, there's only 50 Catholics there," said the first man.

"I think I'll move to Washington, there's only 25 Catholics there.'

"I think I'll move to Idaho, there's only 10 Catholics there.' Then one of the nuns turned around.

"Go to Hell, there are NO Catholics there."

women and watches
 
 
Why don't women need watches?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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