Men And Women jokes

The grateful genie exclaims, 'Thanks for letting me out of the bottle, I've been in there for a millenium. I'm pretty old and tired, but I think I've got one wish left.'

The owner of the bottle says, 'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get sea sick, so build me a road.'

'I'm too old and sick to grant that wish, got any other ideas?' replied the genie.

'OK,' replied the guy, 'I've always wanted to understand how a woman thinks, to understand her inner-most thoughts.'

The genie replies, 'Two lanes or four?'

“But I don't have the fingers!”

“What! You don't have the fingers!?” said the doctor, “You should have brought them to me. We have all kinds of operations we could have done like microsugery and stuff. We could have put them back as good as new.”

“But Doc, I couldn't pick them up.”

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you!