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woman who has everything
 
 
What do you give the woman who has everything?

My phone number.

the man with no voice
 
 
One night, a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar. The men at the bar wanted to know what he would like in a woman. He pointed to his head. His friend explained that he wanted a smart woman. Then, he rubbed his thumb on the palm of his hand. His friend explained that he wanted a woman with money. Then, he opened his hands wide, bent his fingers, and made them cupped. He bounced them under his chest. His friend looked at him kinda wierd.

"What the heck do you want a woman with arthritis for?"

bad pick-up line
 
 
Hey baby, are those space pants? Cuz your butt is outta this world!
men are simple
 
 
Why did God invent a man first?

She wanted to start with something simple.


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