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ready to go home yet?
 
 
There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.

This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man said, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."

woman's watch
 
 
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't — there's a clock on the oven!
women and toilets
 
 
Q: How are toilets different from women?

A: The toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.

keller behind the wheel
 
 
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

She's a woman.


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