Men And Women jokes

Jokes » men and women » humor 146

Men And Women


eyes wide shut
 
 
Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

terrorist bloodshed
 
 
How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
Terrorists can be negotiated with.
women rock
 
 
What do women and rocks have in common?

You skip the flat ones

take what you want
 
 
One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby, walks into his regular bar. One of the other regulars, noticing his new clothes and brand new Harley Davidson asked him where he got it. Ed, with a big, proud smile on his face explained: "I was walking to the grocery store, when all of a sudden a girl rode up on this shining new Harley. She got off her bike, threw off all of her clothes and said 'take what you want.' So I did."

Page 147 of 229     «« Previous | Next »»