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hanukkah gift guilt
 
 
A Jewish guy's mother gave him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visited her, he made sure to wear one.

As he walked into the house, his mother frowned and said, "What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"

yo' mama so stank
 
 
Yo' mama so stank, even the couch gets up when she sits down!
the confession
 
 
Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.

"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"

"I'd rather not say who it was."

"Was it with Betty Smith?"

"I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution.

"Yes, and two very good leads!"

arctic hooker
 
 
What is a hooker in Alaska called?

A frostitute!


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