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a good bud is hard to find
What's the difference between men and beer?
When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.
two sperm
Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....

Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go?
Man: Well, we got married.
Clerk: That's good!
Man: No, that's bad. I wasn't wearing any clothes.
Clerk: Oh that is bad!
Man: No, that's good -- she didn't care and she's rich.
Clerk: Oh, that is good.
Man: No, that's bad. She won't give me any or spend any of it.
Clerk: Oh, that's bad.
Man: No, that's good: She bought a house.
Clerk: Oh, that's good
Man: No, that's bad -- it burned down.
Clerk: Oh that is bad.
Man: No that's good -- she was in it!
australian period
Q: How do you know when an Australian woman has her period?

A: She's only wearing one sock.

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