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age-old riddle
 
 
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
libraries are sexy
 
 
You got any overdue library books? 'Cause you got fine written all over you!
hospital food
 
 
Bill was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve him some soup, which he refused.

Again, at 5:00PM and 7:00PM, they tried, and both times Bill turned down the soup, so they gave up. In preparation for the next day's test, they entered his room at 3:00AM, 4:30AM, and 6:00AM and gave him an enema each time.

When Bill got home from the hospital after the tests, he told his wife, "Whatever you do, if you go to that hospital and they try to serve you soup, take it! If you refuse it, they sneak in while you're asleep and shove it up your butt!

why god created woman
 
 
Q: Why did God create women?

A: Because God took one look at men and said, 'I know I can do better than this.'


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