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men's brains
 
 
Why don't men name their penises after women?

Because they don't want a woman running their life.

in-law vs outlaw
 
 
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

Outlaws are wanted.

a man's heart
 
 
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest.

how many men does it take?
 
 
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. One to actually do the work and four others to say how they screwed it.


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