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a real screamer
 
 
How do you get your wife to scream real loud when you're having sex?

Call her from where you're at!

adam's new organs
 
 
One day God came to Adam and said, 'I've got some good news and some bad news."

'Well, give me the good news first.'

'I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.'

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, 'These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?'

'The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.'

losing a husband
 
 
Losing a husband can be hard.

In my case, it was almost impossible.

modern science
 
 
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% — wedding cake!

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