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w.i.f.e.
 
 
What does WIFE stand for?

Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment

the shooting
 
 
An old lady's husband had just died and she felt their was no reason to live anymore. She called the doctor and asked excactly where her heart was. He told her it should be under her left breast.

That night she went to the emergency room with a shot in the knee.

dictaphone
 
 
A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

dogs and dem womenfolk
 
 
What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch?
The dog quits barking when you let it in!

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