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fox into bulldog
 
 
How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?

Marry her.

man and life savers
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pack of Life Savers?

A: The man doesn't come in five different flavors!

first day out
 
 
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.

"How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"

slightly used car
 
 
A man was selling his brand-new luxury car for ten dollars. A woman answered the ad, but she was slightly disbelieving.

'Ten bucks?!? What's the gimmick?' she inquired.

'No gimmick,' the man answered. 'My wife died, and in her will she asked that the car be sold and that all the money go to the mailman.'


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