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divorce and circumcision
 
 
The difference between a divorce and a circumcision is... in a divorce you get rid of the whole schmuck.
why women don't need driver's licenses
 
 
Why don't women need driver's licenses?
Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!
octogenarian barroom chat
 
 
Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, 'If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, 'Chinese.'
She asked,' What would you order?'
He replied, 'Moo Goo Gai Pan.'
She asked, ' If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?'
He replied, 'Depends....'
She asked, 'Depends on what?'
He replied, 'Just DEPENDS....'
picture perfect
 
 
A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."

The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."


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