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three kinds of...
 
 
There are three kinds of rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffeRing.
happy man
 
 
How can you tell if a man is happy ?

Who cares!

a man's heart
 
 
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest.

refrigerator man
 
 
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!'

'I wouldn't worry too much about it,' the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.'

'But you don't understand,' the woman insists. 'He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.'


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