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happy man
 
 
How can you tell if a man is happy ?

Who cares!

dirty limerick
 
 
A man comes home to his wife, and he is chuckling. His wife asks him what is so funny.

'A limerick I heard today at work. But I can't tell you,' he says. 'It's too dirty.'

'Don't worry, I've heard them all,' she replies.

'I really can't, it's the dirtiest limerick that I have ever heard!'

'OK,' his wife says. 'How about you tell it, but substitute the word 'beep' in the place of the really dirty words.'

'Fine,' he says. 'Here goes: Beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep. Beep-beep beep beep beep, beep-beep beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep.'

a man's heart
 
 
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest.

divorce and circumcision
 
 
The difference between a divorce and a circumcision is... in a divorce you get rid of the whole schmuck.

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