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knights and birth control limerick
 
 
In days of old, when knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented!
bucket of what?
 
 
What's the difference between a bucket of crap and a mother-in-law?

The bucket!

slightly used car
 
 
A man was selling his brand-new luxury car for ten dollars. A woman answered the ad, but she was slightly disbelieving.

'Ten bucks?!? What's the gimmick?' she inquired.

'No gimmick,' the man answered. 'My wife died, and in her will she asked that the car be sold and that all the money go to the mailman.'

my wife at the zoo
 
 
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, “If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!”

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