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australian period
 
 
Q: How do you know when an Australian woman has her period?

A: She's only wearing one sock.

a man's heart
 
 
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest.

when cats are like men
 
 
  • They are independent.
  • They don't listen.
  • They don't come in when you call.
  • They like to stay out all night.
  • When you are trying to get things done, they want your attention.
  • When they are home, they like to be left alone and sleep.
    • the secret of women
     
     
    Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

    He died laughing before he could tell anybody.


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