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sex before marriage
Two friends, Bob and John were discussing sex before marriage.

John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married, did you?

Bob: I'm not sure. Remind me -- what was your wife's maiden name?

smoking problems
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Use more lube.

the dynamite kid
There were these two people in a bar, a boy and a girl. They started talking and decided to go back to the guy's house. When they got there the man took off his shirt and said, 'This is 1,000 pounds of dynamite.'
The girl was sweating.
Then he took off his pants and said, 'This is another 1,000 pounds of dynamite.'
By now, the girl wanted to jump on him. Then he took off his boxers and the girl started to run for the door.
The guy asked, 'Whats wrong? Where are you going?'
The girl said 'With 2,000 pounds fo dynamite and such a short fuse, I thought you were going to blow.'
think you're secret agent material?
Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The interviewing FBI agent tells the first man, 'To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.'

The man takes the gun, hesitates, and says, 'Sorry, I can't do it.'

The next interviewee enters the office and the agent tells him the same thing he told the first guy. The second man takes the gun, walks into the room, and walks out. 'Sorry, I can't.' he says.

The last man enters the office and the inverviewer said yet again explains the test.' The man takes the gun and goes into the room. The Agent hears 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.

The man comes out of the room and says, 'Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!'

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