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men's brains
 
 
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?

A: They don't have a penis to put them in!

the confession
 
 
Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.

"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"

"I'd rather not say who it was."

"Was it with Betty Smith?"

"I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution.

"Yes, and two very good leads!"

sumo vs. feminist
 
 
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

little voice
 
 
"Doctor! My wife has lost her voice. What can I do to help her get it back!"

"Try coming home at 3 in the morning."


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