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why god created man
 
 
Why did god create man?

Because a dildo can't mow the lawn!

hard luck honeymoon
 
 
A newlywed couple goes on their honeymoon in Hawaii. They get a master suite in their hotel. The man's wife leaves, but the staff fails to notice.

A few hours later, the man goes to the manager at the desk, and says, he is "checking out."

The manager asks him where his wife is.

The man tells the manager that she left him.

The manager asks, "Why, didn't you have a good time last night?"

The man replies, "No, I had the best night of my life last night." The manager asks, "Then why did she leave you?" The man replies, "It was with the maid."

women and cars
 
 
Why doesn't a woman need a car?
Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.
military service
 
 
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!

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